Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Hark!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
The Waiting Game
Thursday, November 17, 2005
The Novelty of It All
1. Candy sure to start 101 questions rolling if kids get a hold of 'em:
(Yes, I know one of them was taken upside-down.) Taste yummy, Chye?
2. Apparently, one of the hottest novelty items being sold in Tainan right now - hang-on-your-mobile pepper spray. But I don't know if it works as well as it should in an emergency, coz it's only good for 3 spurts and Barry wouldn't lemme waste one of them on his face.
3. This nondescript box, measuring about 13cmx3.5cmx1.5cm (soulburnz tells me he thinks this is the correct way to write it).
What kooky nugget have they thought up to put inside? Can't be the 'ole toothbrush-and-paste routine, fer sure. !!! Could it be... a condom-carrier masquerading as a toothbrush-and-paste carrier??
Sadly, no. (And let me state that I have nothing to do with condoms, whatsoever.)
Erm, plastic screws? Well, screwing is involved, but of the kind related to neither of the two above.
Like so...
And...
Tada!!! Now you can have a pair of chopsticks with you, on the go!
4. This gem!
You must click on the photo to get the ingenuity of the packaging.
Read the fine print! I especially love the part which goes: "Please do not throw the packaging away. It can be kept for further use." How about that people?! Cheeky, clever, packed with thoughtful details and enviro-friendly!
Still have no idea what the product is?
Friday, November 11, 2005
Travellator Blues
So I was at the Departure Hall of Changi Airport, wearing the aforementioned 3½-inch heels, simultaneously drinking water, being on the line with my mum about something of a certain importance to the both of us, and looking to go down to the bus terminal on the basement. Although I was really nearer to the stairs, I made a detour for the travellator when I caught sight of it. This I did even though I couldn't really tell, from where I stood then, whether it was in service or not. I figured it was in any case better than clambering down flights and flights of stairs on the ball of my feet. For the guys who are reading this, imagine pounding down hard concrete steps, your feet in a Barbie-poised brace that renders them completely inflexible, over and over again, all the while trying, not simply to retain your balance, but also to maintain a posture decent enough not to earn you the nickname "Crippled Duck".
My suspicions about the travellator not working were confirmed when I got there. Only two others were present: an elderly man, already making his way gingerly down its not-so gentle slope, and a middle-aged man with wavy, shoulder length, ( badly-dyed) brown hair in a blue polo-tee, ostensibly the uniform of the company by which he was employed. The latter was standing somewhere next to me. That the two of them were having a rather genial conversation of some sort was the only other thing I noticed about them, and thus I commenced my own journey down the people-mover.
Little did I know how perilous it was to become - halfway in my descent, without any warning that I could discern, the travellator abruptly started moving. Caught off-guard, my left leg went into a bicycle kick, and half the contents in my water-bottle shot out of its receptacle making a dramatic splash all over the window next to the travellator, before my reflexes kicked in and I finally managed, thank heavens, to regain my balance. The elderly old man meanwhile, had alighted safely and now stood at the foot of the travellator, gaping at the events that were unfolding before him.
Naturally upset, I whipped back immediately to where the middle-aged man still stood, and was greeted by not a few shocked faces of awaiting passengers, and his one very indignant mien. Not bothering to conceal his impatience and annoyance at my aberrance, he shouted for all and sundry to hear, these responsibility-shirking words: "I already told the uncle I was going to start (the machine)!"
Nonplussed and cowled by his aggresiveness, I turned back and fought back initial tears of wrongful accusation. Nevertheless, after regaining my composure, I looked up and shot Mr Bad Hairdo, also travelling downwards, dirty glances ever so often. He never once deigned to look in my direction. I had half a mind to whip out my digicam so that I could post his disgraceful face up for the whole of cyberspace to behold, but flashes of him raining punches on me changed my mind.
That said, however, he should have also ensured that it was well and truly safe before turning the travellator on. I mean, yes, I am an able-bodied woman in my early twenties, but he really should have factored in my being on the phone. Surely he couldn't have missed my right hand clasped over my ear? It's not a migraine, for goodness' sake (and if it were, he'd have even more reason to be careful)! Or did he buy into the stereotype that women are great multi-taskers?
Even if I can discount the possibility that it was an earnest oversight on his part, I cannot forgive his antagonistic attitude after witnessing my near-fall. In the worst-case scenario, I could've cracked my skull and be lying unconscious in hospital right now. Or I could've sustained a broken limb or twisted ankle. (Right, Chye? *sniff*) And - I can't resist this one - this being Changi Airport I was at, imagine the repercussions if this did not happen to a Singaporean, but a visiting foreigner. What kind of stories would he/she bring back of our city-state, which is at this point in time trying to position itself as a uniquely wonderful tourist spot not to be missed? What of Changi Airport's much-trumpeted status as one of the premier airports of the world? And - okay okay one last one - what if, hypothetically speaking, I were unknowingly in the early stages of a pregnancy (and married, of course), and fell? Many women don't know so when they're in their first two months of carrying a child.
I think I've made my point.
In the end, however, I decided not to send out that email. Having the letter all typed out and just a "send" button away from making it official made me cognizant of the power I wielded to potentially put that guy out of a job. Plus I know, it's bloody damn hard for people who are over 40 to find a job once they've lost one. So you better wake up your idea Mr Bad Hairdo, thank your lucky stars and damn well learn from that incident.
Why is this happening to me?????????
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Has My Computer Been Hijacked???
There were three mails in the aforesaid folder. Two were junk mail, as expected. The third was a delivery notice failure.
Hold on, when did I last send out a mail that didn't get through? I clicked on the mail to open it, and this is what greeted me:
Once again, click on it to enlarge. The alleged personal (I'm assuming it is, because I didn't recall sending this out) details I sent out is, most obviously, a virus. What the #^*%!????
Can somebody explain how in the world this could've happened? Preceding this unpleasant revelation, I had rebooted my computer, then doused it with a good measure of Spybot, AdAware and HijiackThis log programs already. I'm still receiving help for the latter one at this point, but I didn't think someone would be sending emails out in MY name. Damn. My email address must be finding its way onto a lot of junk mail lists by now.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Throaty Ululations
One of the events that kept me happily scuttling about was a KTV session at KBox. Yes it was fun, but it was also marred by one small but irritating detail: an advertisement that was insistent on popping up every half-hourly or so, disrupting our merry-making ever-so-often:
That's it; while the Suzuki Swift was never a contender in my list of "Potential Cars to Buy Once I Strike It Rich" to begin with, it can now officially kiss my potential-dollar goodbye. I mean, the cheek of it all, blasting its message to us, a captive, freaking paying audience for the 5 hours we were there (which, by the by, was originally only meant to be 4 hours, but thanks to my irresistible charm - on a person of the same sex, no less - we got it extended, at no extra charge)!
That aside: the inaugural Lungs of the Day Award went to SJ, who was the first to start singing, liberally inserted her songs to the top of the list, and continued singing songs consecutively after the rest of the girls (with the exception of Ms Coddle of course) dropped out, one by one, from fatigue or plain unsustainable interest in vying for the award - prolly wasn't pretigious enough for them, hmph.
And the undisputed champion of Photowhore: KTV Session - Huiz, whose pretty head managed to pop up in just about every single photo I took:
Other winners were Fangz, who walked away with the Lethargy Award, by virtue of the fact that she pretty much just languished on her seat most of the time, watching the screen; and Xianz, aka Ms Attention-Deficit - have you ever seen someone so addicted to Sudoko she plays it while awaiting her turn to sing??
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